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fltzpleasure:

the real question here is was abraham lincoln a boobs man or an ass man

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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swordie:

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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